NARRATOR: Still in the Land of Things That No Longer Exist...
JOHNNY: Hey! CALVIN! WOW! This place is huge! So many things have stopped existing!
CALVIN: Yup. There's "Decency on Network TV", over there's "The Sanctity of Marriage", and there's your friend, "The Achievement Index", he's a newcomer...
JOHNNY: Who's that playing Parchesi with "Creativity in Rock Music"?
CALVIN: That's "David Hasselhoff's Integrity"...
JOHNNY: Oh, from the back it looked like "Andre Agassi's Hairline"...
