Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about Baywatch

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Popularity rank 1 #84. Johnny’s proven to not exist

March 31, 1997

NARRATOR: Unsuspectingly, Johnny sits in his intro. philosophy class.
JOHNNY: 3 hours till Baywatch.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, his classmate wraps up her mysterious presentation...

NARRATOR: And reveals its sinister hidden conclusion...
PHILOSOPHY GIRL: Therefore, I have proven completely and absolutely...

PHILOSOPHY GIRL: ...that JOHNNY WILLIAMS does NOT EXIST!
JOHNNY: Wha-
SOUND: POOF!
NARRATOR: To be continued!

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Popularity rank 2 #164. Mo’s presentation to Nan

October 31, 1997

MO: Slide 1. We see the administration's currently publicized CHIEF GOALS. No. 1 being "improving university facilities."

MO: Slide 2. A graph of students' chief desires.
SLIDE: Sex - 98.4%, South Park - 0.9%, Other - 0.8%, Inner peace - 0.1%

MO: Slide 3. A group photo of the current administration.

MO: And NOW, slide 4, the cast of BAYWATCH. Ladies, gentlemen, some changes need to be made.

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