- STU: Johnny, sir, I don’t think I’ve been pulling my weight around here financially.
- STU: So, in my spare time last week, I created an Internet-based company: e-WebNET.com
- STU: We’ve attracted a lot of interest, even though we’ve yet to provide any service or produce any product, and as of 8:00 AM today…
- STU: We went public.
- JOHNNY: WELL… this oughtta look good on the resume.