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BEN: Well, I heard e-WebNET.com went down the crapper.
JOHNNY: Yeah, we filed for bankruptcy this morning.

BEN: Well, you can't get something from nothing. I hope you learned a LESSON.

JOHNNY: Not really, I got a papercut filling out the forms. The government's giving me $30,000 in punitive damages.

JOHNNY: Unless the lesson was: "Every papercut has a silver lining."
BEN: You ask me why I smoke. THIS is why I smoke.