Bankrupt

BEN: Well, I heard e-WebNET.com went down the crapper. JOHNNY: Yeah, we filed for bankruptcy this morning. BEN: Well, you can't get something from nothing. I hope you learned a LESSON. JOHNNY: Not really, I got a papercut filling out the forms. The government's giving me $30,000 in punitive damages. JOHNNY: Unless the lesson was: "Every papercut has a silver lining." BEN: You ask me why I smoke. THIS is why I smoke.
Transcript
    • BEN: Well, I heard e-WebNET.com went down the crapper.
    • JOHNNY: Yeah, we filed for bankruptcy this morning.
    • BEN: Well, you can’t get something from nothing. I hope you learned a LESSON.
    • JOHNNY: Not really, I got a papercut filling out the forms. The government’s giving me $30,000 in punitive damages.
    • JOHNNY: Unless the lesson was: “Every papercut has a silver lining.”
    • BEN: You ask me why I smoke. THIS is why I smoke.