JOHNNY: STU! It's an INVESTOR on the phone! He wants to know exactly what e-WebNET.com DOES!
STU: HEAVENS! He's calling our bluff! Go to Plan "A": CONFUSE THEM!
JOHNNY: Um, yes, WELL... uh, JAVA, and... ah, you know, um, PARALLEL PROCESSING... uh, INTEGRATED network based, uh, PAPERLESS OFFICE... and, uh, DVD!
JOHNNY: It's not working! He knew what DVD stood for!
STU: A net company's worst nightmare: AN INFORMED LAYMAN! Quickly! Start speaking in "1"'s and "0"'s!
