Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about job hunting

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Popularity rank 1 #268. Johnny’s resume

August 15, 1998

ADVISER: Well, Johnny, I've looked over your resume, and you've made some PROGRESS...

ADVISER: We talked about making it more CONCISE and TO THE POINT. And you're certainly going in that DIRECTION...

ADVISER: I'm just not sure if a single page with "Johnny Willians: And OK Guy" in 72-pt font is really the way to go.
JOHNNY: Mmm... I see your point... maybe change it to "punctual"?

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Popularity rank 2 #371. e-WebNET.com

February 23, 1999

STU: Johnny, sir, I don't think I've been pulling my weight around here financially.

STU: So, in my spare time last week, I created an Internet-based company: e-WebNET.com

STU: We've attracted a lot of interest, even though we've yet to provide any service or produce any product, and as of 8:00 AM today...

STU: We went public.
JOHNNY: WELL... this oughtta look good on the resume.

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Popularity rank 3 #305. Consulting interview

November 3, 1998

STU: The olfactory sensors are picking up something....
SOUND: sniff

STU: Smells like fresh resume paper, cheap cologne, and intense, piercing fear.
SOUND: sniff sniff

JOHNNY: WHERE'S MY POWER TIE?! WHERE'S MY #@0%& POWER TIE?!!

STU: Didn't realize Johnny had an interview with Anderson today...
SOUND: sniff

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