NARRATOR: Unsuspectingly, Johnny sits in his intro. philosophy class.
JOHNNY: 3 hours till Baywatch.
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, his classmate wraps up her mysterious presentation...
NARRATOR: And reveals its sinister hidden conclusion...
PHILOSOPHY GIRL: Therefore, I have proven completely and absolutely...
PHILOSOPHY GIRL: ...that JOHNNY WILLIAMS does NOT EXIST!
JOHNNY: Wha-
SOUND: POOF!
NARRATOR: To be continued!
