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STU: Johnny, sir, I don't think I've been pulling my weight around here financially.

STU: So, in my spare time last week, I created an Internet-based company: e-WebNET.com

STU: We've attracted a lot of interest, even though we've yet to provide any service or produce any product, and as of 8:00 AM today...

STU: We went public.
JOHNNY: WELL... this oughtta look good on the resume.