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William’s going abroad
- JOHNNY: Ben! William’s going abroad next semester! It’s some Microsoft thing.
- BEN: What?!
- NOTE: Today’s phrase is plot twist.
- JOHNNY: It’s the “Duke in Cyberspace” program. Sez he’ll lose all physical form, his soul becoming a series of digital bits, blah blah BLAH. ANYWAY, looks like we got a double now.
- BEN: Cool.
- JOHNNY: Say, did you maybe upset him somehow?
- BEN: Well, he WAS mad when he found out we used to have a MAC. Why?
- JOHNNY: He refers to you here only as “The Infidel”.
- BEN: We were YOUNG, dammit! IBM’s were expensive! Will we never live it down, God?!