- STU: New message, Johnny, from William Stanley.
- SOUND: sniff
- JOHNNY: OH! Our old roommate! Your owner! The CPS major who’s in the “Duke in Cyberspace” program and exists now only as a series of digital bits! Why’s it taking so long?
- NOTE: Expository panel
- STU: He attached his entire soul and being as a file.
- JOHNNY: Oh. WOW.
- SOUND: sniff sniff
- JOHNNY: He could’ve just sent a quick “hello”…
- STU: I hope his soul converts to Word…
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