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STU: New message, Johnny, from William Stanley.
SOUND: sniff

JOHNNY: OH! Our old roommate! Your owner! The CPS major who's in the "Duke in Cyberspace" program and exists now only as a series of digital bits! Why's it taking so long?
NOTE: Expository panel

STU: He attached his entire soul and being as a file.
JOHNNY: Oh. WOW.
SOUND: sniff sniff

JOHNNY: He could've just sent a quick "hello"...
STU: I hope his soul converts to Word...