Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about roommates

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Popularity rank 1 #265. William’s going abroad

July 1, 1998

JOHNNY: Ben! William's going abroad next semester! It's some Microsoft thing.
BEN: What?!
NOTE: Today's phrase is plot twist.

JOHNNY: It's the "Duke in Cyberspace" program. Sez he'll lose all physical form, his soul becoming a series of digital bits, blah blah BLAH. ANYWAY, looks like we got a double now.
BEN: Cool.

JOHNNY: Say, did you maybe upset him somehow?
BEN: Well, he WAS mad when he found out we used to have a MAC. Why?

JOHNNY: He refers to you here only as "The Infidel".
BEN: We were YOUNG, dammit! IBM's were expensive! Will we never live it down, God?!

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Popularity rank 2 #40. Johnny’s room

January 20, 1997

JOHNNY: Here's my room, I'm in a triple. My roommates and I are so similar it's freaky...

JOHNNY: What's up, guys?
BEN: Um, not much... HEY, what do you think: does man need religion? I say yes, William sez no...

JOHNNY: Uh, WELL, I, uh, I don't think that... I mean, it DEPENDS...

JOHNNY: Frankly, I think this is far too much ground to cover in the exposition!
BEN: He THINKS! He THINKS! I THINK I have a paper due in 30 minutes!

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Popularity rank 3 #314. Laundry day

November 16, 1998

A pause

A pause

JOHNNY: Laundry day again, huh?
BEN: Yup.

BEN: MAN! I don't know how you wear these THONGS!
JOHNNY: They breathe with me, man, they breathe with me...

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Popularity rank 4 #130. Trying out the electronic nose

September 15, 1997

JOHNNY: ALL my people right here right no- oh, hey, STU, what's new?

STU: WELL, sir bought me an electronic nose to quell my desire for A BODY. Now he's creating smells to initialize the thing.
SOUND: sniff

WILLIAM: STU, this has a hint of rosemary in it, see if that does much for you- oh, hey, Johnny. I borrowed your tennis shoes.
SOUND: sniff sniff

JOHNNY: NO, I meant more like: "Did I get any calls?"
STU: Oh, and I've started wearing Polo Sport...
SOUND: sniff sniff

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