Transcript

NARRATOR: After class...
TEACHER: WILLIAMS, could you come here?
JOHNNY: Uh-oh...

TEACHER: Your comment WAS... so INSIGHTFUL. What do you feel about these De Koonings?
JOHNNY: YEAH... uh...

JOHNNY: Uh... MAYBE... whimsically SUBTLE... comfortably ORDERED and, UH, joyfully... daunting.

TEACHER: BRILLIANT! GENIUS!
JOHNNY: They also bear a STRIKING resemblance to PIG vomit...

Brilliant art criticism
Posted on February 9, 1998 by admin