Secret Fratman powers

FRATMAN: So, no booze and no women, huh? JOHNNY: Pretty much, Fratman. FRATMAN: I see! Well, I'll use my SECRET FRATMAN POWERS to turn those cups of water to beer! ALPHA BETA GAMMA PHI! FRATMAN: Now, I'll use the WHITE HAT OD JUSTICE to make your clothing and personality more like a fratboy and therefore more attractive to women! FRATMAN: Well, how do you feel? JOHNNY: I'm so wasted. WILLIAM: Let's go lie to some chicks.
Transcript
    • FRATMAN: So, no booze and no women, huh?
    • JOHNNY: Pretty much, Fratman.
    • FRATMAN: I see! Well, I’ll use my SECRET FRATMAN POWERS to turn those cups of water to beer! ALPHA BETA GAMMA PHI!
    • FRATMAN: Now, I’ll use the WHITE HAT OD JUSTICE to make your clothing and personality more like a fratboy and therefore more attractive to women!
    • FRATMAN: Well, how do you feel?
    • JOHNNY: I’m so wasted.
    • WILLIAM: Let’s go lie to some chicks.