- FRATMAN: So, no booze and no women, huh?
- JOHNNY: Pretty much, Fratman.
- FRATMAN: I see! Well, I’ll use my SECRET FRATMAN POWERS to turn those cups of water to beer! ALPHA BETA GAMMA PHI!
- FRATMAN: Now, I’ll use the WHITE HAT OD JUSTICE to make your clothing and personality more like a fratboy and therefore more attractive to women!
- FRATMAN: Well, how do you feel?
- JOHNNY: I’m so wasted.
- WILLIAM: Let’s go lie to some chicks.
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