Duke Nukem again

JOHNNY: Oh, brother, Duke Nukem again... SOUND: maim kill JOHNNY: William, you gotta quitplaying this game! All you do is sit in here all day and click! WILLIAM: Johnny, I don't expect you to understand... SOUND: dismember massacre WILLIAM: This "GAME" has incredibly realistic 3D graphics, smooth animation, and stereo sound! JOHNNY: As does LIFE! WILLIAM: LIFE doesn't have an invincible code.... SOUND: obliterate death
Transcript
    • JOHNNY: Oh, brother, Duke Nukem again…
    • SOUND: maim kill
    • JOHNNY: William, you gotta quitplaying this game! All you do is sit in here all day and click!
    • WILLIAM: Johnny, I don’t expect you to understand…
    • SOUND: dismember massacre
    • WILLIAM: This “GAME” has incredibly realistic 3D graphics, smooth animation, and stereo sound!
    • JOHNNY: As does LIFE!
    • WILLIAM: LIFE doesn’t have an invincible code….
    • SOUND: obliterate death