TEACHER: Sir, I need an opinion on a piece, it's-
JOHNNY: Oh, I LIKE it, blindingly off-tempo.
TEACHER: WHAT? NO, no, the piece is in my OFFICE, this is just the COMICS section, I- WAIT!
TEACHER: No art critic would EVER stoop so low as to even ACKNOWLEDGE a, UGH, comic strip as ART!
JOHNNY: (whistling)
TEACHER: GET OUT OF THIS OFFICE, YOU PHONY!
JOHNNY: But, I, uh, eloquently beguiled! Intensely banal! Noooo! Can I keep the pens?
