JOHNNY: Uh, Ben, you know how we sort of dug out all those caves under Cameron?
BEN: Yeah.
JOHNNY: Well, we abandoned them, we're tenting above ground like good Dukies.
BEN: That's GOOD.
JOHNNY: But they sort of COLLAPSED, and Cameron sunk 70 feet into the ground.
BEN: That's BAD.
JOHNNY: Anyway, word is Coach K has a hit out on me, can I borrow your car?
BEN: Sorry, don't have "crazed basketball coach" insurance.
