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BEN: Hey, happy birthday, buddy! YOU'RE 21, you know what THAT means!
JOHNNY: Yup.

JOHNNY: I get to vote in my 4th election!
BEN: NO! No, the OTHER thing!

JOHNNY: Oh YEAH! Now I'm only 44 years away from my full Social Security benefits!
BEN: NO! No! LOOK, you're 21!

JOHNNY: SO... you mean... if I were a woman, my sexual peak would be in 14 years?
BEN: NO! Aaa! You're like some big ball of RANDOM!