Happy 21

BEN: Hey, happy birthday, buddy! YOU'RE 21, you know what THAT means! JOHNNY: Yup. JOHNNY: I get to vote in my 4th election! BEN: NO! No, the OTHER thing! JOHNNY: Oh YEAH! Now I'm only 44 years away from my full Social Security benefits! BEN: NO! No! LOOK, you're 21! JOHNNY: SO... you mean... if I were a woman, my sexual peak would be in 14 years? BEN: NO! Aaa! You're like some big ball of RANDOM!
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    • BEN: Hey, happy birthday, buddy! YOU’RE 21, you know what THAT means!
    • JOHNNY: Yup.
    • JOHNNY: I get to vote in my 4th election!
    • BEN: NO! No, the OTHER thing!
    • JOHNNY: Oh YEAH! Now I’m only 44 years away from my full Social Security benefits!
    • BEN: NO! No! LOOK, you’re 21!
    • JOHNNY: SO… you mean… if I were a woman, my sexual peak would be in 14 years?
    • BEN: NO! Aaa! You’re like some big ball of RANDOM!