BEN: Hey Johnny...
JOHNNY: That's DR. Williams, boys, you're looking at Duke's newest PROFESSOR OF ART HISTORY!
WILLIAM: No WAY! You're joking!
BEN: That's hilarious! Are you TENURED already, too?
JOHNNY: NO, Ben, I don't have TENURE, let's get a little serious.
JOHNNY: The paperwork for that may take a week... OO, I gotta teach a CLASS at 11:50! Which one is EAST Duke again?
