Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about dating and relationships

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Popularity rank 26 #46. Pop culture

January 28, 1997

JOHNNY: (singing) "And isn't it ironic, doncha think" Later, Ben.
BEN: Yeah, later.

BEN: Look at him, so immersed in pop culture it's sick. He's brainwashed but he's too far gone to realize it...
LABEL: Magic thought bubbles!

BEN: I wonder how it feels to be under a spell like that, to be completely at the mercy of something, to have no mind of your own...
LABEL: Today's strip sponsored by: irony!

BEN: I can't even imagi... WHOA! I was supposed to call my girlfriend 5 MIN. ago! She'll kill me...
NOTE: If you'd like to learn more about irony, visit your local library or state assembly. - P.M.

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Popularity rank 27 #401. Tearing Johnny apart

April 13, 1999

JOHNNY: Look at me! This Disney thing is tearing me APART!
LABEL: Disney-issued "Big Fat Gloves"

JOHNNY: My friend's have been FIRED, our comic strip CHEAPENED, I don't have a GIRLFRIEND...
LABEL: Disney-issued plump bluebirds

FAKE BEN: Johnny, you didn't HAVE a girlfriend.
JOHNNY: I know. I was just on a ROLL. Do these gloves give you a RASH?
LABEL: Disney-issued aesthetically pleasing roommate.

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Popularity rank 28 #394. Each bring something important to the relationship

April 2, 1999

BEN: Do we even make SENSE, Jen? You being so PRACTICAL and me so ROMANTIC?
LABEL: Post-orgo text backrub

JEN: SURE we make sense! We each bring something important to the relationship. ME, I'm LEVELHEADED. I'm DEPENDABLE, RATIONAL, never MOODY...

JEN: And YOU... you... whine and smoke a lot.

JEN: Well, maybe some of us are more important than others...
BEN: HEY!

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Popularity rank 29 #367. Another talk

February 17, 1999

JOHNNY: Jay! You made it out of the timewarp!
JAY: YEAH, I had another "talk" with Jodie...

JAY: I told her how I felt, and she told me how she felt, and we worked out how we feel about each other.

A pause

JOHNNY: So, you still have NO #@?$ing clue, huh?
JAY: Not a damn one, no...

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Popularity rank 30 #366. Must find way out

February 16, 1999

JAY: .... Must .... find .... way .... out .... of .... timewarp!

A pause

JAY: .... Must .... find .... it .... QUICKLY!

JAY: Bladder .... apparently .... UNAFFECTED .... by .... timewarp ....

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