Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about dating and relationships

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Popularity rank 36 #329. Off to K-ville

December 7, 1998

JOHNNY: Well, off to Krzyzweskiville.
BEN: You waste ALL your time in that tent.

JOHNNY: You know, you're RIGHT, Ben. Here I am, WASTING my time, having fun and building friendships.

JOHNNY: When I could be aloof, depressed and nicotine-soaked like you.

JOHNNY: Evil, foul, WICKED tent! You are a CURSE!
BEN: Yeah, laugh it up, slappy. Who's got the GIRLFRIEND?

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Popularity rank 38 #304. STU and ACES

November 2, 1998

STU: Anyone there? Johnny? Ben? Hello?
SOUND: sniff sniff

SOUND: sniff sniff sniff

SOUND: CLICK beep boop beep beep beep beep beep... riiiiing..... riiiiiing....
SOUND: sniff

PHONE: CLICK Welcome to ACES, the Duke University Automated Computer Enrollment System. During your call, you...
SOUND: sniff
STU: Talk dirty to me, baby....

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Popularity rank 39 #293. Argument

October 16, 1998

JEN: Are you saying girls don't get horny?
BEN: NO! No. Just, you know, to a lesser extent.
LABEL: The "apples and oranges" hand signal

JEN: Oh, WHATever!
BEN: C'MON! Just look at TV.

BEN: There's Cinemax, Playboy, thousands of pay-per-view porn channels, all devoted to HORNY guys. And girls, girls have... they have...

BEN: ...Lifetime.
JEN: HEY, "Sisters" gets pretty SAUCY sometimes, BELIEVE YOU ME!

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Popularity rank 40 #292. Girl horny

October 15, 1998

JEN: This movie's getting me kinda horny.
BEN: WELL, you don't mean "for real horny", just, you know, "girl horny".

BEN: !

JEN: EXCUSE ME?!
BEN: Hehehe...

BEN: Mouth, could you PLEASE run things by brain BEFORE you say them?!

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