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Popularity rank 21 #170. Work hard, play hard

November 10, 1997

JEN: Ben, I TOLD you, I'm on a STRICT work hard, play hard schedule, right now, I'm working, I've NO time for you.
BEN: So I just have to live by YOUR schedule? I don't know if I can DO that.
JEN: HEY! I got #23 right! A free MINUTE just opened up!
BEN: I mean I have NEEDS, too, I'm not- MMPH!
SOUND: SMOOCH
JEN: ON TO #24!
BEN: I- I could live by this schedule.

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Popularity rank 22 #86. Ben’s social life

April 2, 1997

JOHNNY: My roommate, BEN! How'd you get to "The Land of Things That No Longer Exists"?
BEN: I'm not Ben.
JOHNNY: Who are you?
BEN: I'm "Ben's Social Life".
JOHNNY: Ben's social life DOESN'T EXIST?! When did you get here?
BEN: Shortly after he got a girlfriend...
JOHNNY: Oh. Hey! There's "Ben's Self Respect" over there!

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Popularity rank 23 #82. What we’re arguing about

March 27, 1997

BEN: Jen, you're just being RIDICULOUS!
JEN: No, I'm NOT! AUGH!
BEN: You're disagreeing with me for NO reason. You probably don't even remember what we're ARGUING ABOUT!
A pause.
JEN: Do you?
BEN: I'M THINKING!

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Popularity rank 24 #62. Trying out the new image

February 19, 1997

FRATMAN: Let's try out the new image by picking up that girl over there.
JOHNNY: All right, Fratman.
JOHNNY: What's up? I've decided to give you the opportunity to hook up with me. Let's go.
INTELLIGENT WOMAN: Get lost, jerk.
JOHNNY: FRATMAN! She's a (gasp) INTELLIGENT WOMAN!
FRATMAN: Drat! My arch-nemesis! Quickly, shield yourself behind my Photon Khaki Ego Shield!

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Popularity rank 25 #59. This frat party is booooring

February 16, 1997

WILLIAM: This frat party is BOOOOTING...
LABEL: Gettin; down!
WILLIAM: And why are all the girls over there with all THOSE guys? What's so wrong with me?
Johnny looks at William's t-shirt with a Windows logo on it.
JOHNNY: My guess would be the Windows 95 t-shirt...
WILLIAMS: Oh, I get it, they're anti-MICROSOFT...

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    MSNBC

    1 2 Nov 8, ’96

  • 2 JOHNNY: What about you, Jay; are you dating anyone?
SOUND: push push push

    No big commitments

    0 3 Feb 10, ’99

  • 3 JOHNNY: Greetings, readers! Shalom and welcome to the exciting world of "Johnny"! I'm the main character of the strip, Jonathan G. Williams. You may remember me from my earlier work in the Chronicle, such as "Guy Watching TV" or "Guy at the Airport"...

    Welcome

    0 3 Jan 15, ’97

  • 4 NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
BEN: Jen! What's the symbol for "radius" of a circle?

    Bob the pirate

    0 2 Aug 15, ’99

  • 5 JAY: I dunno, how do get girls to like you, Johnny?
JOHNNY: Oh, I have a SYSTEM. The firs step is: get to be good friends with them.

    First step to getting girls

    0 2 Mar 25, ’99

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