Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about dating and relationships

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Popularity rank 12 #258. What if

April 23, 1998

JOHNNY: Buffy, would sorority chicks dig me if-
SORORITY GIRL: No.

JOHNNY: But, but what if I-
SORORITY GIRL: No.

JOHNNY: You sure?
SORORITY GIRL: Yup, yup. Pretty sure.

JOHNNY: DAmn.
SORORITY GIRL: Well, you win some, you lose more... I'm gonna go get a smoothie.

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Popularity rank 13 #254. Looks from pretty tanktop girl

April 17, 1998

JOHNNY: Well, WELL. If my tally is correct, that's the 5TH TIME pretty tank top girl in the 3rd row has cast a look up in my direction. The game is ON, my sweet, you...

JOHNNY: WAIT.

A pause.

JOHNNY: I hate sitting in line of sight of the freakin' CLOCK...

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Popularity rank 14 #234. Can I buy you a drink?

March 13, 1998

JOHNNY: Can I... buy you a drink?
GIRL: Uh, yeah, sure.

JOHNNY: Ooo, I'm sorry, the correct answer was: "No, you have no money." No points for that one.

JOHNNY: NOW, on to question two: will you buy ME a drink?

JOHNNY: Here's a hint: the answer starts with "yes" and ends with "margarita".
GIRL: Check, please.

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Popularity rank 15 #231. Rejected

March 10, 1998

A pause.

BEN: SO...

BEN: How does it feel to be rejected by a NITRO GIRL?
JOHNNY: You know, she didn't have to BODY SLAM me, I thought my spandex remark was a good opening line.

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