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JOHNNY: Sorry I blew up, Ben. What's a' matter?
BEN: AH, just life in general...
SOUND: pat pat

JOHNNY: BEN! Your life is GREAT! You make good GRADES! You have lots of FRIENDS! You have an INCREDIBLE girlfriend!

JOHNNY: I don't make good GRADES! I don't have a GIRLFRIEND!

JOHNNY: Now I'M depressed.
BEN: Welcome to the fold.