Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Topic

Comics about studying for exams

Cramming, an all-nighter, concepts that are just too abstract, the MCATs, and needing a 93 with only one thing in the way.

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Popularity rank 1 #413. Need a 93

August 1, 1999

JOHNNY: All right, in order to not fail this class, I need a 93 on this exam...

JOHNNY: It won't be easy, but I've studied for a week, and I know the material cold.

JOHNNY: NOW... only one thing stands in my way...

JOHNNY: The test is out of 50.
NOTE: OK. That's it. See ya. - Porter

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Popularity rank 2 #262. Good luck on exams

April 29, 1998

JOHNNY: Good luck on exams and congrats seniors!

BEN: Have a bourgeoisie summer.
JEN: Dear LORD, honey, you don't let up with this cynicism thing, do you?

FRATMAN: Sknxx az vrok sneb adwbozt!
SORORITY GIRL: Some of us took a little too long of a "study break"...

MO: The answers are: 1. True, 2. Conjugated dienes, 3. Dali, 4. George Bush, 5. Not unless beer money is low and you are directly propositioned.

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Popularity rank 3 #174. Abstract studying

November 14, 1997

Pause.

Pause.

Pause.

BEN: How's the studying going?
JOHNNY: OK. These concepts are so ABSTRACT, though.

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Popularity rank 4 #170. Work hard, play hard

November 10, 1997

JEN: Ben, I TOLD you, I'm on a STRICT work hard, play hard schedule, right now, I'm working, I've NO time for you.

BEN: So I just have to live by YOUR schedule? I don't know if I can DO that.
JEN: HEY! I got #23 right! A free MINUTE just opened up!

BEN: I mean I have NEEDS, too, I'm not- MMPH!
SOUND: SMOOCH

JEN: ON TO #24!
BEN: I- I could live by this schedule.

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Popularity rank 5 #169. Meet Jen

November 7, 1997

BEN: We're about to have a few strips with my girlfriend, JEN.

BEN: You may WONDER why, in one and 2/3 semesters, you've never really SEEN Jen much, WELL, the answer is simple.

BEN: She's a premed.

JEN: I've been HIGHLIGHTING for 8 months.
BEN: NOW, don't sell yourself short, you used those CLICKY PENS, too.

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