Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about studying for exams

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Popularity rank 11 #266. Jen and time management

July 15, 1998

JEN: Well, I am feeling MORE and more confident about this MCAT test.
JOHNNY: Great, Jen. What's your secret?

JEN: TIME MANAGEMENT, Johnny. My days are FULLY planned.
LABEL: An extremely well-used daily planner

JEN: 6 to noon I study CHEM, till 5 I study BIO, 5 to midnight I study PHYSICS, and midnight till 6 I review...

JOHNNY: What... what about sleep?
JEN: Yep, time management, Johnny... time management and intravenous caffeine...

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Popularity rank 12 #260. Left early

April 27, 1998

BEN: I KNOW you have exams! I wish you'd've remembered that this MORNING!

WILLIAM: Ben, what's up?
BEN: No, you will not HITCH back! We'll come get you. Oh, hold on...

BEN: Johnny went to Myrtle a week and a half early.

WILLIAM: I knew his switch to the Chinese calendar would cause trouble.
BEN: No, there's no such thing as a "leap week".

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Popularity rank 13 #189. All-nighter

December 5, 1997

A pause.

BEN: 5... 4... 3... 2....

BEN: .... 1!

BEN: The all-nighter go well?
JOHNNY: Oh, most definitely... say... ....... we don't clean this FLOOR much.
SOUND: WHUMP!

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Popularity rank 14 #153. What’s wrong with Ben

October 16, 1997

JOHNNY: Sorry I blew up, Ben. What's a' matter?
BEN: AH, just life in general...
SOUND: pat pat

JOHNNY: BEN! Your life is GREAT! You make good GRADES! You have lots of FRIENDS! You have an INCREDIBLE girlfriend!

JOHNNY: I don't make good GRADES! I don't have a GIRLFRIEND!

JOHNNY: Now I'M depressed.
BEN: Welcome to the fold.

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