Finals poem

NARRATOR JOHNNY: 'Tis the last day of finals, and as far as I see, not a creature is stirring 'cept for bored little me. JOHNNY: (sigh)... NARRATOR JOHNNY: Oh, I'm sure, back at Duke, some are still taking roll at exams in Italian, in French, Espanol. FRENCH PROFESSOR: Comment t'appelles tu? JAVON: Que? NARRATOR JOHNNY: But what I, in my infinite wisdom, have done is reserved a plane ticket, and yet... never BOUGHT one. TICKET AGENT: One word: overbooked. JOHNNY: Eep! NARRATOR JOHNNY: So here I am flying standby at gate twenty-two. And I just hope that Santa stops by RDU.
Transcript
    • NARRATOR JOHNNY: ‘Tis the last day of finals, and as far as I see, not a creature is stirring ‘cept for bored little me.
    • JOHNNY: (sigh)…
    • NARRATOR JOHNNY: Oh, I’m sure, back at Duke, some are still taking roll at exams in Italian, in French, Espanol.
    • FRENCH PROFESSOR: Comment t’appelles tu?
    • JAVON: Que?
    • NARRATOR JOHNNY: But what I, in my infinite wisdom, have done is reserved a plane ticket, and yet… never BOUGHT one.
    • TICKET AGENT: One word: overbooked.
    • JOHNNY: Eep!
    • NARRATOR JOHNNY: So here I am flying standby at gate twenty-two. And I just hope that Santa stops by RDU.