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Comics about dating and relationships

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Popularity rank 6 #363. The talk

February 11, 1999

JOHNNY: If you don't know what's up with this girl, have "The Talk". Show her you're comfortable with your emotions.
JAY: But I'm NOT comfortable with my emotions.
JOHNNY: What better thing to build a relationship on than a LIE?
JAY: I don't even know if I HAVE emotions!

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Popularity rank 7 #357. Hard-to-get

February 3, 1999

JAY: So Johnny, you going out with anyone?
JOHNNY: Nope.
JAY: Why? Not found anyone you like?
JOHNNY: No, no, I got people I like...
JOHNNY: ... I've just been playing a very successful game of hard-to-get.

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Popularity rank 8 #309. After the date

November 9, 1998

NARRATOR: After the date...
JOHNNY: So, Julia, lemme get this STRAIGHT....
JOHNNY: You're smart, beautiful, funny, incredibly nice, caring, and you find all my strange quirks as endearing rather than annoying!
JULIA: Yup.
JOHNNY: What about that gross throat-clearing thing I do?
JULIA: The most efficient form of snot management I've ever come across!
JOHNNY: You DO understand me!

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Popularity rank 9 #308. Getting asked out

November 6, 1998

JULIA: My name's Julia, I wanted to introduce myself.
JOHNNY: I'm, I'm Johnny.
JULIA: Do you have any plans this Friday?
JOHNNY: Well, I was going to watch "The Wedding Singer" by myself and eat Fritos.
A pause.
JOHNNY: But, you know, I, uh, I could cancel.

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Popularity rank 10 #307. Staring at Pretty First-row Girl

November 5, 1998

JOHNNY: These sunglasses kick ass! I can stare at "Pretty First Row Girl" without her knowing!
SHIRT: I don't have a speaking part
JOHNNY: WHOA! "Pretty Front Row Girl" isn't sitting in the front row! She's walking back here!
JOHNNY: She must be talking to the guy next to me! Why won't he answer her?
JULIA: Excuse me, is your name Johnny?
JOHNNY: Hey! His name's Johnny, TOO! Weird....
LABEL: Looking directly at Johnny
SHIRT: My name isn't Johnny

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    MSNBC

    1 2 Nov 8, ’96

  • 2 JOHNNY: What about you, Jay; are you dating anyone?
SOUND: push push push

    No big commitments

    0 3 Feb 10, ’99

  • 3 JOHNNY: Greetings, readers! Shalom and welcome to the exciting world of "Johnny"! I'm the main character of the strip, Jonathan G. Williams. You may remember me from my earlier work in the Chronicle, such as "Guy Watching TV" or "Guy at the Airport"...

    Welcome

    0 3 Jan 15, ’97

  • 4 NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
BEN: Jen! What's the symbol for "radius" of a circle?

    Bob the pirate

    0 2 Aug 15, ’99

  • 5 JAY: I dunno, how do get girls to like you, Johnny?
JOHNNY: Oh, I have a SYSTEM. The firs step is: get to be good friends with them.

    First step to getting girls

    0 2 Mar 25, ’99

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