Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about dating and relationships

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Popularity rank 51 #115. Mo hits on a bird

July 15, 1997

MO: Hey baby, how 'bout you come over sometime and we RUFFLE SOME FEATHERS?
BIRD: Get lost, jerk.

MO: Hey, what's the big problem? Is it the breath? I knew I ate too many cicadas...
BIRD: Look, I'm a BIRD, you're a bat. It wouldn't work.

MO: OH! So it's a SPECIES thing! And I thought this was the 90's!

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Popularity rank 52 #22. Upset about relationship

May 1, 1994

JOHNNY: Look, I'm upset about where this WHOLE relationship is going...

JOHNNY: I GIVE and I GIVE and I GIVE, and what do I get back out? NOTHING.

JOHNNY: If I don't act EXACTLY like what you want, you won't open up to me AT ALL! Frankly, I'm fed up.

JAVON: Locker problems?
JOHNNY: Leave me alone, besides, this isn't my LOCKER, we're just FRIENDS...

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