Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about dating and relationships

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Popularity rank 46 #193. What do ya wanna do this weekend?

January 15, 1998

BEN: SO, Jen, what do ya wanna do this weekend? Take in a PLAY? A moonlit WALK in the gardens? Maybe BOWLING?

JEN: MMM, sorry hun, I'm gonna be busy all weekend, uh, there's a, uh, a "California Dreamin'" marathon...

BEN: (sigh) Or we could go see "TITANIC" again...

JEN: DiCaprio HERE I COME! I'll get the car!
BEN: I hate being WHIPPED...

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Popularity rank 47 #184. Poop jokes are funny

November 28, 1997

JOHNNY: Certain things are just LIKABLE, Ben. It's human NATURE. ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE are easy to look at. POOP JOKES are always funny. And POP MUSIC SOUNDS GOOD!

BEN: Yeah, but what you're FORGETTING is-

BEN: Heh, heh, heh. Huh, huh, huh....

BEN: Poop IS funny.

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Popularity rank 48 #183. Challenged by your music

November 27, 1997

BEN: Don't you want to be CHALLENGED by your music, though? Don't you want to be STIMULATED?

JOHNNY: Sure. SOMEtimes, but sometimes I just want something to hum while my rice is cooking.

BEN: But what if your "RICE" never stops "COOKING", Johnny?

JOHNNY: Ben, this is what's known as PUSHING a metaphor?
BEN: And what if it's WILD rice?

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Popularity rank 49 #182. Your music is mindless

November 26, 1997

BEN: So you ADMIT your music is SIMPLE, even MINDLESS!
JOHNNY: Yeah. Sometime's simple's GOOD.

BEN: But the songs you listen to all use the SAME 3 CHORDS! How can you STAND it!??

JOHNNY: I dunno.

JOHNNY: Maybe they're my FAVORITE three chords.

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Popularity rank 50 #153. What’s wrong with Ben

October 16, 1997

JOHNNY: Sorry I blew up, Ben. What's a' matter?
BEN: AH, just life in general...
SOUND: pat pat

JOHNNY: BEN! Your life is GREAT! You make good GRADES! You have lots of FRIENDS! You have an INCREDIBLE girlfriend!

JOHNNY: I don't make good GRADES! I don't have a GIRLFRIEND!

JOHNNY: Now I'M depressed.
BEN: Welcome to the fold.

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