BEN: Good luck on biochem. BYE. OK, sweetie. OK. BYE.
JOHNNY: You and Jen are so DIFFERENT. I don't know how you get along.
BEN: I dunno, she's everything I want, she's everything I'm not. She the scientist, I the artist. And TOGETHER we're RIGHT.
NOTE: * Ben Folds Five
BEN: I'm form to her function. We're truth and beauty. I'm the script and she's the stage directions.
NARRATOR: 7 hours and 2,520 metaphors later...
BEN: We're Turner & Hooch! Dharma & Greg! Tony Maseli & Angela!
JOHNNY: Ben, I'm gonna miss my 9:10...
