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JEN: SO. How come some LUCKY girl hasn't snagged YOU yet, Johnny.
JOHNNY: HA HA, Jen.

JEN: No, I'm SERIOUS. You're not bad-looking, and you're cool in your own QUIRKY way.

JOHNNY: Well, there you GO.
JEN: WHAT?

JOHNNY: Jen. FAIR MAIDENS generally fall for Prince CHARMING, not Prince QUIRKY.