Worst thing about war

BEN: KA is looking to flank our advance, so we move our 3rd division (being you with a pointed stick) northward to "parlay their ballyhoo" (meaning "poke them a lot") BEN: But now, now we WAIT. Ah, this infernal WAITING! It's the worst thing about this CURSED war! SOUND: twiddle twiddle BEN: Well, death and destruction are a close second and third. JOHNNY: In MY opinion, chafing's up there, too.
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    • BEN: KA is looking to flank our advance, so we move our 3rd division (being you with a pointed stick) northward to “parlay their ballyhoo” (meaning “poke them a lot”)
    • BEN: But now, now we WAIT. Ah, this infernal WAITING! It’s the worst thing about this CURSED war!
    • SOUND: twiddle twiddle
    • BEN: Well, death and destruction are a close second and third.
    • JOHNNY: In MY opinion, chafing’s up there, too.