Credits

BEN: WE MADE IT! We're at Ryan's door, this wretched journey is over. JOHNNY: I now realize the horror of war and stuff. BEN: Ryan? MATT DAMON: Yes? BEN: Congratulations, you're out of orgo, son. MATT DAMON: Oh! COOL, thanks. CREDITS: "Johnny and Ben Save Private Ryan" - A Porter Mason Film. Cast - Captain Miller: Ben Romero; Private Reiben: John Williams; Private Ryan: Matt Damon; Pika Bench: Pika Bench. Best Boy Grip - Monica Lewinsky. Lighting - God. Lead Singer of Weezer - Rivers Cuomo. BEN: "COOL, THANKS"?! That's IT?! In a weird, abstract way I almost DIED for you, MAN!! JOHNNY: I bet that Damon won't come to the cast party, either. Pretty boy...
Transcript
    • BEN: WE MADE IT! We’re at Ryan’s door, this wretched journey is over.
    • JOHNNY: I now realize the horror of war and stuff.
    • BEN: Ryan?
    • MATT DAMON: Yes?
    • BEN: Congratulations, you’re out of orgo, son.
    • MATT DAMON: Oh! COOL, thanks.
    • CREDITS: “Johnny and Ben Save Private Ryan” – A Porter Mason Film. Cast – Captain Miller: Ben Romero; Private Reiben: John Williams; Private Ryan: Matt Damon; Pika Bench: Pika Bench. Best Boy Grip – Monica Lewinsky. Lighting – God. Lead Singer of Weezer – Rivers Cuomo.
    • BEN: “COOL, THANKS”?! That’s IT?! In a weird, abstract way I almost DIED for you, MAN!!
    • JOHNNY: I bet that Damon won’t come to the cast party, either. Pretty boy…