BEN: I'm gonna get a Coke. D'you want anything?
JOHNNY: A Dr. Pepper.
JOHNNY: Hey, what if Dr. Pepper was a REAL doctor? MAN. Well, he wouldn't be a very GOOD one.
JOHNNY: Cuz all he could ever say is "fizz".
BEN: It's like some X-Files episode where they've SUCKED out his brain, but he keeps TALKING.
JOHNNY: Mr. PIBB, I assume, just got a bachelor's degree.
