Dr. Pepper

BEN: I'm gonna get a Coke. D'you want anything? JOHNNY: A Dr. Pepper. JOHNNY: Hey, what if Dr. Pepper was a REAL doctor? MAN. Well, he wouldn't be a very GOOD one. JOHNNY: Cuz all he could ever say is "fizz". BEN: It's like some X-Files episode where they've SUCKED out his brain, but he keeps TALKING. JOHNNY: Mr. PIBB, I assume, just got a bachelor's degree.
Transcript
    • BEN: I’m gonna get a Coke. D’you want anything?
    • JOHNNY: A Dr. Pepper.
    • JOHNNY: Hey, what if Dr. Pepper was a REAL doctor? MAN. Well, he wouldn’t be a very GOOD one.
    • JOHNNY: Cuz all he could ever say is “fizz”.
    • BEN: It’s like some X-Files episode where they’ve SUCKED out his brain, but he keeps TALKING.
    • JOHNNY: Mr. PIBB, I assume, just got a bachelor’s degree.