BEN: WE MADE IT! We're at Ryan's door, this wretched journey is over.
JOHNNY: I now realize the horror of war and stuff.

BEN: Ryan?
MATT DAMON: Yes?
BEN: Congratulations, you're out of orgo, son.
MATT DAMON: Oh! COOL, thanks.

CREDITS: "Johnny and Ben Save Private Ryan" - A Porter Mason Film. Cast - Captain Miller: Ben Romero; Private Reiben: John Williams; Private Ryan: Matt Damon; Pika Bench: Pika Bench. Best Boy Grip - Monica Lewinsky. Lighting - God. Lead Singer of Weezer - Rivers Cuomo.

BEN: "COOL, THANKS"?! That's IT?! In a weird, abstract way I almost DIED for you, MAN!!
JOHNNY: I bet that Damon won't come to the cast party, either. Pretty boy...

Transcript

BEN: WE MADE IT! We're at Ryan's door, this wretched journey is over.
JOHNNY: I now realize the horror of war and stuff.

BEN: Ryan?
MATT DAMON: Yes?
BEN: Congratulations, you're out of orgo, son.
MATT DAMON: Oh! COOL, thanks.

CREDITS: "Johnny and Ben Save Private Ryan" - A Porter Mason Film. Cast - Captain Miller: Ben Romero; Private Reiben: John Williams; Private Ryan: Matt Damon; Pika Bench: Pika Bench. Best Boy Grip - Monica Lewinsky. Lighting - God. Lead Singer of Weezer - Rivers Cuomo.

BEN: "COOL, THANKS"?! That's IT?! In a weird, abstract way I almost DIED for you, MAN!!
JOHNNY: I bet that Damon won't come to the cast party, either. Pretty boy...