Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny

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Popularity rank 27 #340. Bold parking

January 11, 1999

JOHNNY: Bryan Center lot's FULL, TOO! So is Cameron AND the Ocean! AAAA!!

BEN: Well, you're just going to have to bite the bullet and park over in BFE.
JOHNNY: NO!! I will NOT be reduced to that!!

BEN: This is SO not legal. This isn't even in the same TIME ZONE as legal.
JOHNNY: Ha ha HA! But I'll put my HAZARDS on!! WOOHOO! I'm INVINCIBLE!

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Popularity rank 28 #339. My meal plan’s done

December 19, 1998

JOHNNY: Ooo, Ben! My meal plan's done for. Can you spot me for lunch?
BEN: Sure, just hurry it up...

SOUND: munch munch

BEN: Whoa! Whoa! WHOA! Turkey roll up, fries, pasta, snapple, side salad, soup, cake AND an apple.

BEN: What am I? MADE of points? Now let's get blue plate special on that ass!

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Popularity rank 29 #333. Civilization and chaos

December 11, 1998

JOHNNY: And that's where we killed the PIG and-
BEN: MY GOD! Without tenting rules, you people become ANIMALS!

BEN: You Crazies walk the fine line between CIVILIZATION and CHAOS!
JOHNNY: OH, now, I-

BEN: And the ONE thing that has kept you HUMAN, that's kept you from slipping into utter SAVAGERY... is... is...

BEN: DSG LINE MONITORING!
JOHNNY: AAA! You're RIGHT! They're our SAVIORS!
NOTE: Warning: This cartoon contains sarcasm, harmful to lab rats and Jesse Helms.

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Popularity rank 30 #332. Don’t got the conch

December 10, 1998

JOHNNY: HEY! It's our tent leader! Julian, say hello to Ben.

JULIAN: Can't Johnny, I don't got the CONCH!
BEN: What does that MEA-

JULIAN: NOOO! You can't talk without the CONCH!!
BEN: OW! Hey! WATCH IT!

BEN: JOHNNY! What's goin' ON?!!
JOHNNY: Nothin', nothin'. Hey, maybe don't mention Jen's pet name for you is "Piggy"...

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