Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny

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Popularity rank 36 #309. After the date

November 9, 1998

NARRATOR: After the date...
JOHNNY: So, Julia, lemme get this STRAIGHT....

JOHNNY: You're smart, beautiful, funny, incredibly nice, caring, and you find all my strange quirks as endearing rather than annoying!
JULIA: Yup.

JOHNNY: What about that gross throat-clearing thing I do?

JULIA: The most efficient form of snot management I've ever come across!
JOHNNY: You DO understand me!

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Popularity rank 37 #308. Getting asked out

November 6, 1998

JULIA: My name's Julia, I wanted to introduce myself.
JOHNNY: I'm, I'm Johnny.

JULIA: Do you have any plans this Friday?
JOHNNY: Well, I was going to watch "The Wedding Singer" by myself and eat Fritos.

A pause.

JOHNNY: But, you know, I, uh, I could cancel.

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Popularity rank 39 #306. Parent’s weekend

November 4, 1998

BEN: Parents Weekend's this weekend.
JOHNNY: Mmm-hmm.

BEN: Your parent's comin'?
JOHNNY: Yup. Yours?
BEN: Yup.

BEN AND JOHNNY: (sigh)

BEN: Guess we better dismantle the still.
JOHNNY: I should take down this poster, too.
POSTER: Getting a minimum wage job with a Duke degree is the COOLEST!

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