Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny

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Popularity rank 301 #22. Upset about relationship

May 1, 1994

JOHNNY: Look, I'm upset about where this WHOLE relationship is going...

JOHNNY: I GIVE and I GIVE and I GIVE, and what do I get back out? NOTHING.

JOHNNY: If I don't act EXACTLY like what you want, you won't open up to me AT ALL! Frankly, I'm fed up.

JAVON: Locker problems?
JOHNNY: Leave me alone, besides, this isn't my LOCKER, we're just FRIENDS...

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Popularity rank 302 #18. Headphones

March 1, 1994

ENGLISH TEACHER: Don't think I don't see those headphones on you back there, Williams, you're supposed to be reading Macbeth!

JOHNNY: I, uh, I am, sir. It's an, uh, audio book! Yea, that's it! It's a, uh, book on tape!
ENGLISH TEACHER: I'll believe that when I hear it, hand it over, mister!

English teacher does a take.

ENGLISH TEACHER: I didn't realize PEARL JAM has been recording audio books these days...
JOHNNY: Huh, woops. Huh, huh, wrong tape, silly me....

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