Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny

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Popularity rank 296 #112. Press the letter “J”

June 16, 1997

JOHNNY: Well, let's see what my first big assignment is...

JOHNNY: "Press the letter 'J' 10,000 times. Pause for 10 seconds. Repeat."

Johnny looks closer at paper.

JOHNNY: I'm gaining valuable real world experience. I'm gaining valuable real world experience. I'm gaining....

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Popularity rank 297 #110. First day of data entry

June 2, 1997

JOHNNY: Ah, my first day on the job...
SIGN: S.I.N.: Syndicated Industries National

JOHNNY: A data entry clerk! With my very own cubicle! The journey begins!

JOHNNY: AN INSPIRATIONAL POSTER! What flowery words of hope has the company provided me?

JOHNNY: "No talking or thinking during office hours. - The mgmt of S.I.N."
BOSS: Who's that over there thinking in sector 4?

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Popularity rank 298 #27. Math class dream

November 1, 1994

Johnny, That Guy

DREAM SEQUENCE
MATH TEACHER: Mr. Williams! You're next!
JOHNNY: No thanks, sir. Graphing polynomial functions isn't really my thing...
LABEL: Ellipsis!

DREAM SEQUENCE
MATH TEACHER: We're not graphing functions, for this test I've decided to let ya'll shoot baskets in the trash can for your grade! Here, catch!
A balled up piece of paper is thrown to a surprised Johnny.
LABEL: Motion Lines!

DREAM SEQUENCE
JOHNNY: Finally, a class recognizes my true abilities! Ha! Here comes an easy 100%!

JOHNNY: I think this is my calling!
LABEL: Asleep!
MATH TEACHER: We'll pause now seeing as fruitcake here obviously didn't take his prozac this morning...
LABEL: Annoyed Math Teacher

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Popularity rank 299 #26. Meaning of life

October 1, 1994

JOHNNY: So...

JOHNNY: ...what IS the meaning of life?

A pause.

JAVON: You mean BESIDES the swimsuit issue?

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Popularity rank 300 #24. Talk with dad

June 1, 1994

DAD: Son, you free to have a little talk?
JOHNNY: Sure, dad. What's up?

DAD: Son, you have a tough choice ahead of you. It's the sort of thing that will affect the rest of your life...

DAD: ...and your mother and I want you to know that no matter what choice you make, we'll be right there behind you. All right, kiddo?

JOHNNY: Dad, at this point are we talking about sex, drugs, or college?

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