Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Popularity rank 121 #260. Left early

April 27, 1998

BEN: I KNOW you have exams! I wish you'd've remembered that this MORNING!

WILLIAM: Ben, what's up?
BEN: No, you will not HITCH back! We'll come get you. Oh, hold on...

BEN: Johnny went to Myrtle a week and a half early.

WILLIAM: I knew his switch to the Chinese calendar would cause trouble.
BEN: No, there's no such thing as a "leap week".

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Popularity rank 122 #259. Smelll of philosophy major

April 24, 1998

STU: Hmm... what's that smell?
SOUND: sniff sniff

STU: Coffee, nicotine, intellectualism, and bull droppings.
SOUND: sniff sniff

A pause.

STU: I guess Ben finally declared that philosophy major...
SOUND: sniff sniff

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Popularity rank 123 #255. Bus nazi

April 20, 1998

BEN: WHO PULLED THAT? What lazy-ass is making us stop at the freakin' TRAFFIC CIRCLE stop?!

BEN: Does it have to take 25 minutes to get to East just because you SLOTHS can't walk an eighth of a FREAKIN' mile?

BEN: Whoever gets off this bus better be in a WHEELCHAIR or MISSING A LIMB else there'll be HELL TO PAY!

BEN: My boyfriend, the bus Nazi.
JEN: YOU! In the green! You just flinched!

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Popularity rank 124 #252. End of long, drawn-out storylines

April 15, 1998

JOHNNY: Man, when you're on the lam, nothin' hits the spots like BREAKFAST FOOD!
BEN: You said it.

KRZYZEWSKI: THERE THEY ARE!!
BEN: Coach K! We're sorry about the car!
KRZYZEWSKI: It's OK, let's just have that tape!

KRZYZEWSKI: See officers, this surveillance tape from Cameron proves Roshown was shooting baskets at the time the jersey was stolen!
COPS: You're right!
LABEL: Police officers!

COPS: You're free to go, Roshown!
MO: I'm NOT, Roshown!
JOHNNY: How convenient that both plotlines simultaneously ended!
LABEL: Obviously a BAT, and not Roshown McLeod.

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Popularity rank 125 #250. Tape in car

April 13, 1998

JOHNNY: Hey, there's something stuck here.
BEN: Didja know Roshown McLeod was arrested?

JOHNNY: Looks like a video tape.
BEN: They say he stole Jordan's jersey.

JOHNNY: The label says "Roshown McLeod".
BEN: Coach K sez he had a video tape that proves Ro innocent, but some kids drove off with it.

JOHNNY: If only this could somehow HELP us.
BEN: McLeod's picture is AWFUL. He looks like a... a BAT....

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