Relationship time warp

BEN: Hey, Jay! What's up? JAY: BEN! .... How come .... you're not .... affected by .... relationship .... time .... warp? .... BEN: Jay, I'm in a meaningful, long-term relationship at Duke University.... BEN: The laws of physics do not apply to me.
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    • BEN: Hey, Jay! What’s up?
    • JAY: BEN! …. How come …. you’re not …. affected by …. relationship …. time …. warp? ….
    • BEN: Jay, I’m in a meaningful, long-term relationship at Duke University….
    • BEN: The laws of physics do not apply to me.