Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Popularity rank 151 #137. Carolina goes to Hell

September 24, 1997

BEN: Look, Vanna is the GLUE that holds the show together.
WILLIAM: That's NOT the issue here!
JOHNNY: GUYS! Turn it to channel 40 quick!

TV: ...reports are SKETCHY, but it appears that the entire CAMPUS of UNC-Chapel Hill has been SWALLOWED up in a FIERY HOLE, let's go to-
NOTE: Info panel

JOHNNY: DON'T YOU SEE? Carolina's actually GONE to hell!
BEN: Wow.
WILLIAM: Yeah, WOW.
NOTE: Drama panel

JOHNNY: By the way, SAJAK's where the money is, Vannas just a letter-turning bimbo.
WILLIAM: That's whay I'M sayin'!
BEN: No, no, no...

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Popularity rank 152 #136. Hell froze over

September 23, 1997

JOHNNY: You know, it's been cold around here ever since Saturday night...
NOTE: Props to Matt

BEN: MMM, maybe it's because HELL froze over.
JOHNNY: Hmm?
NOTE: Props to Pete

BEN: Front page.

JOHNNY: OOOOooooh...

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Popularity rank 153 #125. It’s all about the team

September 8, 1997

JOHNNY: It's all about conformity, Ben. It's all about the TEAM.

JOHNNY: Giving up yourself to a collective. Letting team opinion become your opinion.

JOHNNY: Community thought begets ignorance and IGNORANCE is bliss. Tune out, turn off, fall in line. Take one for the team.

BEN: What if the team loses?
JOHNNY: Pick another team. It's about the team, and it's all about being a fair-weather fan.

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Popularity rank 154 #123. Killing a bug

September 4, 1997

JOHNNY: Ben, you really DON'T understand...
BEN: What's not to UNDERSTAND? I'll just SQUISH the thing...

ROACH: Hey guys! Sorry to bust in, but the door was open- say, what's with the shoe?
BEN: Uh. Uh, HEY, LOOK!

ROACH: What? I don't see anything. Now, what's with the show?
SOUND: whap whap whap

BEN: Oh, well, uh, I was just, uh, ki- killing a bug.
ROACH: A BUG?! Where? Is it on ME?!

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