Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Popularity rank 131 #225. Fratman and foam parties

March 2, 1998

BEN: Fratman! What happened to you?
FRATMAN: Oh, you know, the cops got me, man. I had lighter fluid and...

BEN: Right.
FRATMAN: OK, no, well, actually I was talking trash to Okulaja after the game, you know, and...

BEN: Sure you were.
FRATMAN: OK, no, well ACTUALLY it was a pledge task to beat up a superhero, and, haha, those darn kids, uh...

FRATMAN: ALL RIGHT, I SLIPPED WHILE PLAYING IN THE FOAM, OK? It's just I never had bubble baths as a child, I, I...
BEN: There, there...

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Popularity rank 132 #224. Didn’t get into the UNC game

February 27, 1998

BEN: Still moping about not getting into the game?
JOHNNY: We were in tent 92, Ben! Tent 91 got in!
SHIRT: I took Jordan's jersey

BEN: I know, I know, but you just have to get over it.
JOHNNY: Oh, you're probably right...

JOHNNY: Look, let's go get some Burger King...

JOHNNY: MAYBE WE'LL WAIT IN LINE FOR TWO HOURS ONLY TO FIND OUT OUR FOOR'S ALL BEEN EATEN BY #@0&* GRAD STUDENTS!

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Popularity rank 133 #215. Are you tenured already?

February 16, 1998

BEN: Hey Johnny...
JOHNNY: That's DR. Williams, boys, you're looking at Duke's newest PROFESSOR OF ART HISTORY!

WILLIAM: No WAY! You're joking!
BEN: That's hilarious! Are you TENURED already, too?

JOHNNY: NO, Ben, I don't have TENURE, let's get a little serious.

JOHNNY: The paperwork for that may take a week... OO, I gotta teach a CLASS at 11:50! Which one is EAST Duke again?

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Popularity rank 134 #203. Lino said hi to you

January 29, 1998

JOHNNY: HELLO everyone! Isn't it a WONderful day?
BEN: LOOK AT YOU! You're GLOWING! You get a good grade? You meet someone? What?

JOHNNY: NOOOOthing...

BEN: LINO said hi to you today, DIDN'T he?
WILLIAM: AW...
JOHNNY: He really DOES remember every vote!

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Popularity rank 135 #201. Is Ben Fratman?

January 27, 1998

JOHNNY: Hey, where's FRATMAN? We were going to... to play CHECKERS.
BEN: He and Buffy went BID NIGHT hopping...

JOHNNY: Sometimes I wonder who Fratman IS. HEY! Come the THINK of it, I've never seen you and Fratman TOGETHER! It all makes SENSE, I-

BEN: Johnny, we all played racquetball together YESTERDAY.

JOHNNY: Oh... WELL, there goes that. Who's up for YAHTZEE?
BEN: Dear LORD, man, don't you have CLASSES!

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