- JOHNNY: Aaah! I’ve already been to Gross Chem 3 times today! This is the LAST chem class I EVER take!
- BEN: Because of all the work required?
- LABEL: Bookbag!
- JOHNNY: No! Because of those damn steps! They’re spaced all weird, they make one leg do all the work. I even think my one leg is starting to LOOK different.
- JOHNNY: Whaddya think?
- BEN: You look like Gumby and Superman had a kid and put it on a broken stairmaster.