Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about chemistry

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Popularity rank 1 #287. Bible

October 8, 1998

NICK: What's that?
MO: It's called "Ho-lee Bih-bull". There's tons of 'em down there. It might help us find out what they're doin'.

NICK: Well, what's it say?
MO: "In the beginning God created the heaven and the Earth."

NICK: The whole shebang, huh? Who's this "God" fella? Some sort of engineer?

MO: Is this fiction or nonfiction? There's no book jacket?
NICK: I just don't see the cosmos coming outta those kids in TEER...

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Popularity rank 2 #106. Zero percent yield

April 30, 1997

SIGN: This man didn't wear goggles. WEAR THE GOGGLES.
SIGN: Element of the Week: Br; Full Name: Bromine; Interests: Tennis, Sn2; Turn-offs: peroxides

JOHNNY: 4 and a half hours. $175 worth of glassware. 17 trials. 3 attempted suicides. ZERO percent yield.

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Popularity rank 3 #92. Orgo professor

April 10, 1997

JOHNNY: Professor, I just had some quesions on the last orgo test, I-
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TEACHER: YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO MAKE VALIUM?!
POSTER: IUPAC Shakur

JOHNNY: WHAT?
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TEACHER: What?

JOHNNY: Um, OK...

JOHNNY: Back to the test then, I don't-
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TEACHER: CUZ ALL YOU NEED IS COMMON HOUSEHOLD BAKING SODA AND A LOW FAT BURRITO!
POSTER: Notorious CH3

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Popularity rank 4 #77. Moratorium on “carbonyl”

March 12, 1997

SOUND: (Door) SLAM!

JOHNNY: There will be a four-week moratorium on all mention of the word: "carbonyl"...

Ben looks to camera.

BEN: Orgo test not go well?
JOHNNY: NOT REALLY!

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Popularity rank 5 #75. Science Drive poem

March 10, 1997

WILLIAM: Oh Science Drive, so far away, why do I praise you on this day? Your architecture often bland, Levin'e akin to "Futureland".
LABEL: William! The CPS major!

WILLIAM: Oh, home home to orgo, home to math, few of us escape your wrath. And yet I take this time to say, hurrah to Science Drive today!

WILLIAM: Some may laugh, make fun, and sneer; they have no joy for Gross or Teer. But for those who cannot dance, who can't do art that's worth a glance...
SOUND: Sneer!

WILLIAM: For those of us who want REAL jobs, who are not liberal artsy snobs, there is a place where we can thrive. In B.F.E., on Science Drive.
POLICE OFFICE: Sir, you're blocking traffic....

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