Zero percent yield

JOHNNY: 4 and a half hours. $175 worth of glassware. 17 trials. 3 attempted suicides. ZERO percent yield. SIGN: This man didn't wear goggles. WEAR THE GOGGLES. SIGN: Element of the Week: Br; Full Name: Bromine; Interests: Tennis, Sn2; Turn-offs: peroxides
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    • JOHNNY: 4 and a half hours. $175 worth of glassware. 17 trials. 3 attempted suicides. ZERO percent yield.
    • SIGN: This man didn’t wear goggles. WEAR THE GOGGLES.
    • SIGN: Element of the Week: Br; Full Name: Bromine; Interests: Tennis, Sn2; Turn-offs: peroxides