JAY: Fratman, you and Sorority Girl seem to have a stable relationship. How do you do it?
FRATMAN: The KEY, Jay, is staying SUPERFICIAL. Our relationship is based mainly on looks and social standing.
FRATMAN: We never get to know each other well, so we avoid any messy personality conflicts.
JAY: I guess... your shallowness... runs DEEP.
FRATMAN: Deeper than the deepest keg of Beast Lite.
