Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Popularity rank 6 #15. Overhead pen

January 15, 1994

The All NEW (Doubled, Doubled, Toiled and Troubled) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

ENGLISH TEACHER: And now we come to Shakespeare, who's famous for his classic plays.

ENGLISH TEACHER: Among his est were Hamlet, Macbeth, and the most famous of all, his classic romance, Romeo & Butthead.

English Teacher does a take.

ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright, who's the wiseguy with the overhead pen?

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Popularity rank 8 #254. Looks from pretty tanktop girl

April 17, 1998

JOHNNY: Well, WELL. If my tally is correct, that's the 5TH TIME pretty tank top girl in the 3rd row has cast a look up in my direction. The game is ON, my sweet, you...

JOHNNY: WAIT.

A pause.

JOHNNY: I hate sitting in line of sight of the freakin' CLOCK...

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Popularity rank 9 #92. Orgo professor

April 10, 1997

JOHNNY: Professor, I just had some quesions on the last orgo test, I-
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TEACHER: YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO MAKE VALIUM?!
POSTER: IUPAC Shakur

JOHNNY: WHAT?
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TEACHER: What?

JOHNNY: Um, OK...

JOHNNY: Back to the test then, I don't-
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TEACHER: CUZ ALL YOU NEED IS COMMON HOUSEHOLD BAKING SODA AND A LOW FAT BURRITO!
POSTER: Notorious CH3

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Popularity rank 10 #84. Johnny’s proven to not exist

March 31, 1997

NARRATOR: Unsuspectingly, Johnny sits in his intro. philosophy class.
JOHNNY: 3 hours till Baywatch.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, his classmate wraps up her mysterious presentation...

NARRATOR: And reveals its sinister hidden conclusion...
PHILOSOPHY GIRL: Therefore, I have proven completely and absolutely...

PHILOSOPHY GIRL: ...that JOHNNY WILLIAMS does NOT EXIST!
JOHNNY: Wha-
SOUND: POOF!
NARRATOR: To be continued!

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